
People are often surprised when they knew that I, Brian Phillips, enjoy spending time with celebrities in charming situations and environments. “But Brian,” screaming, spacious eyes over their Frappuccinos straw, “You are a serious writer! How can you waste your time with all this garbage?”
My answer is always the same. Look, I say with a small smile, “If Thomas Man can write Dr. Faust In Pacific Palisades without even getting SunTan, no reason I cannot … Something something.“I am a kind of blowing the last part in my drink. This is a trick I picked from Kirsten Dunest.
An example of this: Last night I went to a new offer X-Files Series in London, the exclusive Hollywood Hotel. Glen Morgan was there. Glin Morgan is a young man I love to call him “a producer of him X.TV series that was broadcast on Fox between 1993 and 2002, starring David Doshovny and Jellyan Anderson. “In fact, it is not little at all. There are many different sizes of people in the world, and this man is one of the normal sizes.
After that, there were cocktails.
Say what you want about Hollywood, but it was a great experience. My dangerous mind in the writer was working completely with learning about things like the meaning of America and also what is the matter with Muller and Skul these days. In the sense of the most important and deeper, I know both of them. I would like to share this knowledge. However, I cannot. Because of the spoilers. Since George R. Martin has allowed confidence that Terion kills Dyeneres at the end of the last book, she was terrified of revealing a great spoiler on the Internet. Also, the PR Flack, who welcomed me in the exam [me]”If you are breathing[d] A word about any of this, you [extremely handsome man]”
As I said, I like to hold on to celebrities.
I am He can I tell you what no It happens in the new X-Files. Many things do not happen! All other than new development is more shocking than the latter. Without more confusion, here are the most exciting details X-Files Plugging developments that do not exist and will never exist.
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Rommel Demano/Wireimage David Dushovny and Jellyan Anderson in New York in October 2013.
1. Mulder Caperin does not ask for another and then says, “Hey. I love this word. Caipirinha“
2. A man of cigarette smoking never sits in bed while picking it up, “Jesus, Villazkuiz, when is he no It’s time to recycle? “To the foreigner is lying next to him.
3. Scoli does not ask for some trays on the Internet.
4. At the end of the dark alley, where the light shines from the lamp of a single street along the sidewalk with the rain, Scoli does not find a popup as this man makes Jonathan Chiros.
5. I can tell you that this series explores the policy of mulch production, but I will lie, because this is something else that does not happen.
6. Mulder does not stare with a window in the American Capitol building and whisper, “The monsters, huh. I don’t think I get it.”
7. You know whoever does not do that? anyone.
8. Muller did not write a trip to Africa on the basis that “the river mares only Feel Like X.
9. At any time, the FBI assistant Walter Skinner does not join Kickstarter to search for his “elegantly linked novel” from InfocCom’s ” Fobos leather deities.
10. The word “LieCleft” – it is not very delivered.
11. Jonathan, who does not make Choros, does not tell Sculi that “it is about cinnamon” and then panting, “I have said a lot”, then shot the head by a sniper from Venus.
12. Mold and Skuli then do not get a mysterious low white building in the middle of the cinnamon field, as it seems that the empty workers in Hazmat eggs seem to be treated with cinnamon but they seem to do something else.
13. Deep throat does not return from the dead and the haller, “a surprise, friends! It is me, the deep throat!”
14. There is never a day, in the entire timetable for the new series, when conspiracy members publicly admit that they will make a water polo team.
15. You may have read online forums on the Internet that the Scoli apartment looks little on the trays. I don’t know what to tell you; She does not buy any new.
16. The camera does not slowly grow on a mutant, Leonard Bings, where it takes a long luxurious licking of the sympathetic ice cream cone, then continues to enlarge, closer and closest, all the way to his crazy and dead eyes, as he complains, “these total tastes”.
17. “This is true: I said totally ice cream tastes compared to cancer,” he does not add Bings. “Lie your mouth on Which – whichTwitter ice cream. “
18. Mold does not throw football by swinging tires in a very slow movement while his meaningless male voice collapses.
19. I don’t want to get excessively specific about how Scully Java lessons are going, but it is enough to say that she does not take anything.
20. Scoli Emily’s daughter died in the fifth season. In the new series, Emily does not go to a concert, as she does not glow in two history, and its history is not twins from the translators depicted by Kelissi Granmer.
21. “UFOS screw”, a cigarette smoking man does not say in a quick boat. Then it is truly His fingers do not sweep his hair and cry, “I have Leonen Tres!”
22. Scoli does not write to her friend Alison that a cigarette smoking man is a “type of TBQH FUCKBOY”.
23. Well, let’s talk about Vaping. I shouldn’t, but I know you have questions. I do not say Smezznor, the foreign foreigner of the lactic method created when the genes of Samantha Mold are divided into Alex Crisik, not swinging. I I am The saying that the mandatory Smezzznor Galaxy-King is a stupid idea and that it does not exist.
24. The accumulated cinnamon and Scully cinnamer do not lead to a mosque that was bombed in Tangier, where Mulder does not take a break from investigation to rap loudly in all verses to Big SEAN. “Dancing ($$)“
25. Many of the fans of the show wonders what has become loved X-Files Mainstay Peggy Little, Skinner’s long secretary. I’m kidding. In fact, no one wonders that, because there is no such character.
26. “Have you seen this, Mold?” Scully does not whisper while clicking on the latest YouTube video about funny octopus. This octopus is scary I.”
27. if The history of Scully dates back to MUPPET – I say if Here – and if This MUPPET is Dr. TETH, its third history is not for the ICEDO International Championship.
28. Evred Hitchcock does not direct any episodes (Alfred Hitchcock Mit).
29. No one, including Luther Lee Bugs, the serial killer who terrorized Scoli in the classic episode “Beyond the Sea”, gives Scully some trays as a gift.
30. Mold Book Club does not read The wife of the traveler is time – Or if it is, Muller does not end the novel.
31. Did you know that Grantland has trainees? We do, and they are doing a great job. hi guys! Just not great enough for any of them to appear in X..
32. Likewise, your mother, the former client of the Federal Investigation Office, does not imagine Dana Scully, the co -player of the series. Unless your mother is Gillian Anderson … in this case, don’t give up anything, but you are may You want to adjust the first offer.
33. “Uber, but for invasions outside the ground,” Mulder does not tweet, bitten his own grip in embarrassment.
34. Sub -plans literally involve a pursuit of a new tourist bus Stephen Malmkos and Pix.
35. The following exchange does not happen, at all:
Mold: We are here in Las Vegas, Scoli.
Scoli: Hahaha, Kinda is like Vancouver, though?
Mold: No, Scully, this is Las Vegas, Nevada, where we have solved the X.
Scoli: I just say, is it supposed to be, like high pine trees in Las Vegas?
Mold: Scoli!
Scully: It is only not usually thinking about “Sustable Forest His Majesty” when I think about Vigas.
Mold: Why do you always destroy it, Scoli.
36. Mulder has never presented itself as “Fox Multer, a donor translator and their methods.
37. Seventeen minutes of the third episode of the new series is not intended for fixed shots for the tray pass.
38. The well -perfect man does not offer his new conspiracy comrades, and asks for expensive basketball shoes on EBay Man and Josh still in Normcore.
39. Nobody swims 1100 miles in frozen waters just for whale punch. This is not what this show is about.
40. The next exchange also does not happen:
Scully: Well, Mold, the semantic matter does not require that we see that the basic tension in the progressive discourse via the Internet is that his commitment to the sacrifice of the individual personality involves constantly increasing pressure on all the ways that this holiness can violate … The problem is that we live in a moment when the value of the individual threat that extends to the sensation associated with the individual.
Mold: I hate to disagree with you, Scully, but the problem is Magic Tarantulas.
41. Muller does not conclude a long reading of his memoirs by saying, “And that my friends, how did I log in for the first time to reshape.”
42. Mulder and Skuli did not cut sex for the five after one of them fell a joke “UH-OH, and now the truth is.”
43. Multer and Scully do not spend three hours to revive whether the “Black DRAD” is a great name for dragging, a superior name for both, or a strange type.
44. The bodies of the deep, revitalized throat do not say, “Friends, I have a severe thing for one thing and only one thing, and this thing is AM Crunchwrabs.”
45. In the Antarctica, where they finally discovered the secret military confirmation where the cinnamon cut from the foreign-cinnamon that cannot be dealt with for more than a few seconds without causing death not to overcome the world or “they cannot be on what they can carry.” Scoli was going to pick up some new trays, but, shouting, it seems that someone had forgotten.
46. He did not test Mulder, nor did he win the role of Mrs. Ferfax in adapting a community theater for Jane Air.
47. “It was the night of the palpation on Phobos, and Fucktrees foam in the light of the stars,” How does Walter Skinner Kickstarter not start at all.
48. Samantha Mold is no longer a longer trip than expected to the store and says: “Wait, I thought I was What? “
49. “I change the name to District 52,” the first sheikh refuses to announce him, adding: “It is time to stick to this strange work.”
50. The plot does not start logically.